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Because I *am* the QNotKU (and you're not)

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Teri

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WITH NINE YOU GET VANYR, coming Winter 2006 from Samhain Publishing

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I have pneumonia. Pronounced "pee-new-moan-ya" earlier by my granddaughter in an attempt to cheer me up. *checks* Nope, sorry Bree, didn't work. Dammit.

Anywho, thought I'd drop a line and let folks know I actually am alive, I just feel like a hairball the cat spat out. Finding out that I've been neatly excised from someone's emails, IMs and LJs -- someone who I'd thought was a close friend (and have no clue why she dropped me like a hot potato) -- isn't helping with my depression much either.

Man. I wish I could have a drink. But I can't, so maybe you guys could try and cheer me up? Tell me a funny story or bad joke or something. ANYTHING. I need a smile or two.


Drooping like a wilted petunia,
T
  • Awww. :( I hope you feel better soon. Meanwhile, here is a lame joke:

    A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any musical instrument in the world. He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling him an idiot, etc. So he says that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.

    A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix, just rippin' it up. So the man pays his $50. Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzie Gillespie. So the man pays his $50. Then a Scotsman walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sits it down with a confused look.

    "Ha!" the Scot says. "Can't you play it?"

    The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."
    • LOL! Suddenly I have this vision of an octopus doing his best Pepe LePew impression: "Come to me, my little turtledove..."

      Thanks sweetie.

      Much appreciated.

      T
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