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WITH NINE YOU GET VANYR, coming Winter 2006 from Samhain Publishing


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I have pneumonia. Pronounced "pee-new-moan-ya" earlier by my granddaughter in an attempt to cheer me up. *checks* Nope, sorry Bree, didn't work. Dammit.

Anywho, thought I'd drop a line and let folks know I actually am alive, I just feel like a hairball the cat spat out. Finding out that I've been neatly excised from someone's emails, IMs and LJs -- someone who I'd thought was a close friend (and have no clue why she dropped me like a hot potato) -- isn't helping with my depression much either.

Man. I wish I could have a drink. But I can't, so maybe you guys could try and cheer me up? Tell me a funny story or bad joke or something. ANYTHING. I need a smile or two.

Drooping like a wilted petunia,
  • *bleah*

    I have been learning French:

    `moi aussi' - `I am an Australian.'
    `entrechat' - `the cat comes in'
    `pas de deux' - `father of two'
    `hors de combat' - `I only do it with soldiers'
    `pain de chocolat' - `it really hurts when I eat a Snickers'
    `les miserables' - `unhappy gay women'
    `cafe noir' - `darkened restaurant'
    `bistro' - `gravy thickening' (SJ will have to explain that one to you)

    Hope you feel better soon.
    Big hugs,


    • Re: *bleah*

      HA! I know what Bisto is! I like it! Right now the Brit would give his left nut for a pork pie. Why, I have no idea, not having any special fondness for Spam in a Crust, but I guess if you're British...

      • Re: *bleah*

        A proper Melton Mowbray pork pie, as you'd know if you'd ever encountered one, is a work of art. Not Spam In A Crust. These things are important. Also sausage rolls.
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